spicerrice:

Oh Marceline why are you so mean? I’m not mean I’m 1000 years old and I just lost track of my moral code. 

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  • age 15: i want a boyfriend
  • age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
  • age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
  • age 40: pls im desperate
  • age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
  • age 60: its not funny guys
  • age 70: guys

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staygreat:

TRUE SHIT… what would you say my blogs are ? 

(Source: octopus-ahoy)

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